just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
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You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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