we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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