What should our trivia night team be named?
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guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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