Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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