Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
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She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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