we're blogging at a bar
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
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would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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