I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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