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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:54pm

    Well guys never buy me flowers so why should I give them blowjobs?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:55pm

    This is actually very true. My boyfriend gets me flowers and and I give him a blow job... it works for us.

  • 67 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:19pm

    if my boyfriend goes down on me, i go down on him. that's the equivalent. flowers or no flowers, he'd better go down on me too.

  • 62 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:48pm

    If you buy something to gain a sexual favor, you haven't earned that sexual favor. Why don't you do something useful for her instead of adding one more thing she has to take care of and clean up.

  • 52 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:23pm

    This is off a movie or those somee facebook bumper stickers or somethin.. Be original

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:15am

    There is no "battle of the sexes." Women should be property. Enough said.

  • 45 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:31pm

    Shows her dedication!!

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:37am

    good. let's disspell the myth that girls are feeble-minded for flowers, chocolate, jewelry, and stuffed animals, that you get whatever you want if you buy them things. i'm not a prostitute. i'm not easily distracted by shiny things.

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:17pm

    Of rather be ate out instead of flowers anyday

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:55pm

    This was taken from someecards.

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:01pm

    hey 10:00, i'll blow you if you even just have ONE rose

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:39pm

    i like to make my boyfriend happy too but i dont go around offering to every guy i see. an if i did..THEN i would have no respect for myself

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:56pm

    This is deff a someecard

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:22am

    shit, my boyfriend buys me flowers all the time...

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:26pm

    Real, honest reciprocal sex doesn't hinge on the buying of material things. I'm going to hate on you 10:24 because you sound retarded. You think that's being open with your sexuality?

  • 36 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:26pm

    It's a dominance thing, and it feels better because you don't break up the pace that made us cum to begin with.

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:58pm

    so if flowers are like blowjobs... what's like a handjob?

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:22am

    American whore is a great scent. Quit your judging

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 10:52pm

    dear jesus i hope so

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:58pm

    flowers suck get the bithc some chocolate. always works

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:15pm

    I love it when my wife wakes me with a Morning Glory!

  • 35 42
    Submitted by sparkyroser on Jan 20, 10 at 9:50pm

    Girls get flowers and chocolates on Valentine's Day, guys get bjs and steak. Fact. Of. Life

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:14pm

    I dont get flowers and i still give bjs!!! I feel like im gettin cheated in this world...

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:27pm

    Fuck flower but if I'm going down so is he!! Flower aren't = blowjobs!!

  • 54 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:20pm

    giving blowjobs is always fun

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:57am

    Buy the shirt at foulmouthshirts . c o m I have it and my wife loves it

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:01pm

    I wish every girl knew this

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:26am

    yeah... this sort of batte of the sexes humor wasn't funny two decades ago, isn't any funnier now.

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:43pm

    Why do guys find it so sexy for women to swallow?

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:30am

    Sometimes I wonder if all these offers for sexual favors are written by men. Do these women really have such low self-esteem that they think men will like them more for being sexually available?

  • 22 25
    Submitted by dsnid on Jun 12, 11 at 3:21pm

    only if the flowers vibrate

  • 54 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:16pm

    Okay, we need to end this assumption that all women like flowers. What's the appeal of uprooted plantlife and generic romance? Personalize that shit if you have to. Tomato plant, herbs, bamboo, bonsai, whatever. Hell, even ficus. But remember, it's a FUCKING PLANT. It dies in three days.

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:21pm

    I don't get flowers, nor do I give blowjobs. Correlation?

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:29am

    Morning deep throat road head is awesome

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:00am

    4:49, just how small is your penis that you have so much anger at the world?

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:09pm

    This was a someecard. Plagiarism.

  • 44 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 7:59am

    a lot of women here don't like giving BJ's. Meet the cat ladies....

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:01pm

    Agreed I would get my gf flowers ... I would get her the whole damn rose bush!

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:42am

    @2:55. If it takes you hours to eat out a girl you're not doin it right. Want advice? Because I'm a 10 year veteran of goin down.

  • 43 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:38pm

    She said that's why I only get them on special occasions! 

  • 32 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:00pm

    hey 9:54 give me a blow job and i will hand pick 5 dozen roses for you

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:38pm

    6:27 send me a pic of u at 8324750377

  • 34 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:13pm

    2:55, if it takes you "hours" to get her off, you're not doing it right.

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:52pm

    Haha.. yes. Now, I don't have to do that ever again.

  • 42 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:48am

    Such a great quote! True too

  • 38 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:33pm

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  • 44 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:35pm

    No, I don't mind giving blowjobs, but it shouldn't be just *expected.* Especially for dumbass flowers.

  • 30 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:30pm

    this is stolen from a fucking facebook bumper sticker hahahah LAME.

  • 35 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:55am

    u give me a blowjob ill eat ur vagina for hours!!! yum yum yum

  • 34 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:30pm

    If a girl gives me a bj then she needs to finish the job! If not, all she gets is stems:)

  • 33 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:29pm

    1020 If you think that's fun you don't respect yourself

  • 35 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:03pm

    I came on some flowers once, best of both worlds

  • 37 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:10am

    Ill give a bjer for free :) any takers??

  • 31 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:02am

    Holly shit this is the exact same shit they should add to a halmark card. Shibby.

  • 30 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:48am

    1230 Nothing to do with self esteem. It's called putting out.

  • 33 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:08am

    You reek of American whore.

  • 32 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:18am

    Sep. 24 11:39 I agree with you, I rather have something useful.

  • 27 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:40pm

    My bf owes me a hell of alot of blowjobs :)

  • 27 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:30pm

    10:10-- your place or mine?

  • 31 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:05pm

    FIRST!!!! Oh wait...... never mind.

  • 31 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:20pm

    i <3 giving blowjobs. why is that a big deal. the guys love it, and i get off on them getting off because of me. everyone wins. btw, lilies are ten times better than roses. d:

  • 30 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:48pm

    That was a funny bumper sticker on facebook ages ago.... way to go originality! :|

  • 35 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:43am

    12 10 whats your number

  • 41 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:39pm

    woo! let's hear it for women who don't like flowers! for the record, i hate stuffed animals and perfume too. what's the point?

  • 23 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:32pm

    Just lettin ya know 10:29

  • 28 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:42pm

    wtf? flowers don't require any thought or planning 10:24. you don't get a pass for being stupid because you have a vagina omg! just like mine!

  • 21 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:54pm

    Ur mom gives me blowjobs

  • 39 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:24pm

    no, they require far less thought and planning. you dont have to go to the store and buy a blowjob then keep it in water so it doesnt wilt. ergo, blowjobs should be given much more freely than flowers. and by the way yes this is a girls opinion so no hating.

  • 25 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:28am

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  • 23 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:40pm

    Wow 6:27 is a whore!!! Sorry but if ur that desperate you must be the only one that thinks ur so good!

  • 23 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:31pm

    10:20 I was talking about 10:19

  • 22 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:04pm

    10:00 (1) deal. wanna meet in the middle, so to speak?

  • 20 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:11pm

    ive seen this quote like 20 times