Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
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We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I know her cup size but not her name....
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