you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
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good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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