I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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