Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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