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  • 57 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:48am
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    I happen to like how they worded their statement. Languages constantly evolve. Also, I'm a county over from 609 and I wish this woman was my friend.

  • 55 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:04pm
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    You'll probably just end up blowing some guy in the stacks.

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 8:38pm
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    5:06, don't bother. It's overrated.

  • 49 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 8:48pm
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    damn no std for me then

  • 45 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:53pm
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    haha repping the 609 just fineee

  • 46 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:15pm
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    I tried it OP, might wanna invest in Blockbuster

  • 43 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:37pm
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    rofl i love this text and i wish she were my friend too.

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:40am
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    "... and staying my whore ass home" - be sure to pick up a book on how to speak English correctly.

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 6:02pm
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    A whore ass is a whore ass no matter what building it is in. Take your library card and use it to squeegie off the cum stains from your clothes

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:32pm
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    hahahahahahahahahahaha. I love this one.

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:01am
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    im into library types that read books and shit

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 8:47pm
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    8:38, no way. there's the thrill of the fact that you might get caught and the need to keep totally silent. it's great.

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:12pm
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    hahaha I love South Jersey!!!!

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:31pm
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    guess I'll be saving my $2 this weekend

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:41pm
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    God, this is one of the best texts on this site.

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:06pm
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    i am dying to have sex in a library!

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:10pm
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    I know Ive been there! Keep your head up girl, but dont let it get in your eyes, that shit burns! lol

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:27am
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    its monday. why are you waiting til next week?

  • 22 33
    Submitted by Stunnin750 on Feb 25, 11 at 2:59pm
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    a generation full of quitters

  • 32 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 5:26am
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    4:40 it's a fucking text, get fucked instead of worrying about our grammar

  • 28 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:12pm
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    hahah this is just awesome... go 609 area code. <3 ocean county

  • 31 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:10pm
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    lol. I've said this before.

  • 29 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:37am
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    lmao!!! i swear this reminded me of something i would say