we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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