Well douche your snatch and let's go!
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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