I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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