Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
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I could run a drunk marathon in heels
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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