there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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