Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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