Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
i think im in europe. pls send help
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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