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  • 88 39
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 23, 11 at 11:19am

    Perhaps you shouldn't smell like dirty gym socks before he goes down on you!

  • 69 39
    Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 23, 11 at 10:28am

    Maybe he smelled blood

  • 64 34
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 23, 11 at 3:04pm

    "Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'."

  • 59 35
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 23, 11 at 10:40am

    His beard smells like ditty gym socks because he doesn't wash his face.

    • 40 36
      Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 23, 11 at 10:44am

      Stupid shit not posting at first.

      • 35 44
        Submitted by AbsynthiaFae on Dec 24, 11 at 12:02am

        That's alright, my phone doesn't seem to want me replying to comments.

        • 33 26
          Submitted by AbsynthiaFae on Dec 24, 11 at 12:03am

          Of course, it will now. -_-

          • 28 35
            Submitted by TwistedSista83 on Dec 27, 11 at 12:48am

            blame the smell on him? bahahahaha

  • 54 27
    Submitted by peachpie88 on Dec 23, 11 at 11:45am

    Sounds like someone, or both of you, needs to do some more washing!

  • 49 34
    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Dec 23, 11 at 11:43am

    Here's a thought: stare at the ceiling during. Then insist he wash his face after.

  • 39 32
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Dec 23, 11 at 11:24pm

    Love the Robert Shaw monologue from Jaws

  • 39 37
    Submitted by debi888 on Dec 23, 11 at 10:19am

    That's just creepy.

  • 36 32
    Submitted by amberkempef on Dec 24, 11 at 10:26pm

    Lol ewwww

  • 42 44
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 23, 11 at 10:43am

    His beard smells like dirty gym socks because he doesn't wash his face afterward.

  • 38 38
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 23, 11 at 3:24pm

    Well.....eeww

  • 39 41
    Submitted by badmotherfuker86 on Dec 23, 11 at 11:06pm

    Does his beard stink BEFORE or AFTER the trip down south?

  • 29 36
    Submitted by h3li0 on Dec 23, 11 at 8:17pm

    Creeper