You really coming over, don't trick.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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