Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
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Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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