I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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