Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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