I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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