I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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