he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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