i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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