if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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