i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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