We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize