I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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