he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
We had to coat check the pizza.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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