Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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