i barfeds in our rink
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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