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  • 85 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:01pm

    Don't bother with the black light. She's already told everyone about your micropenis.

  • 78 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:04pm

    i feel sorry for the girl for hanging out with such a jerk. hopefully she'll wise up soon.

  • 52 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:51pm

    Chicka chicka boom boom will there be enough room?

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:34pm

    3:26 u not the only one hahaha but I'm glad u proud of it

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:37pm

    She says the exact same thing to her friends ... Don't act like u ain't got no pussy juice on u :))) I love how men always think that girls don't talk exact same way bout men

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:35pm

    Maybe you have a respectful partner you don't mind doing that for, 3:26. In the hands of these little boys, it's just a sexually degrading act on women. I like to peg my boyfriend (strap-on in the ass) and we both enjoy it because it's about pleasure, not trying to own or dominate the other.

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:00pm

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  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:32pm

    7:27, i hope it's not the same person...

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:14pm

    jerk........still though it's pretty funny

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:08pm

    dude lolZ that's good....:)

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:21pm

    fake. this is a repeat. get a life.

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:50pm

    Who says girls aren't misogynistic? We're only talking about the brats on this site who incessantly talk about shoving it up a girl's butt to "show her who's boss."

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:48pm

    One of many reasons I would never let a boyfriend cum anywhere on my body. You guys are lucky to be getting some and you don't know how to behave.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:26pm

    most girls don't like cum on their face? hm maybe i'm one in a million.

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:01am

    You guys are trifln'. You're all up in my grillzzzzzz and shit. I can't even roll with it

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:03pm

    3:26 has low self esteem

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:01pm

    best line ever...i love this man.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:06pm

    Kids, lets leave John alone. He obviously has some deep seated insecurities if he needs validation by trying to put down people he pretends to despise. That or he could just be a total fucktard. 'I get straight A's' haha have a gold star you douchebag

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:54pm

    obviously you're waisting time looking at these too.

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:56pm

    reminds me of a dog peeing to mark its territory.. or a male cat spraying his smell..only you ejaculate all over someones face to show ownership. sweet.

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:52pm

    7:27 you're an idiot. You're not seeing him if he says something like that. You are being used. Dump that douchebag and find a good guy.

  • 35 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:17pm

    Capitalism at it's finest.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:15pm

    I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:44pm

    I'm in love with Big Tone

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:05pm

    3:35 objectification goes both ways its not like girls cant be misogynistic too

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:27pm

    BIG TONE IS THE ORIGINAL PROPEITOR OF THIS FEMALE -big tone's enforcer

  • 48 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:47pm

    The real big tone is only a proprietor of MALES!! (the real big tone...longing for a big unit)

  • 24 33
    Submitted by heyjm on Mar 3, 10 at 2:31pm

    now that's classy. ass.

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:22pm

    Funny or not, the OP has major insecurity issues.

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:51pm

    o.o...i think thats hott...hahaha....

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:13pm

    Two words. Uh. Mazing.

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:23pm

    way to miss the point with your male insecurity 405

  • 45 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:03pm

    Wait, nobody told me that unicorn sweat glowed in the dark! Awesome!

  • 52 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:39pm

    I'm glad to see I'm not wrong when I say guys are the most disgusting and worthless pigs in existence. I hope you fall down a flight of stairs.

  • 42 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:14pm

    People need to chill out. This site is obviously meant to entertain. Yes, its made for the immature. I mean its based on text messages people send when they're intoxicated.. DUH. So yeah John, there are immature jerks on here. Calm down. They're everywhere. So how 'bout instead of wasting your perfect little life on this site, trying to put people down, you do something useful. If you're not here to have fun, MOVE ON.

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:56pm

    5:48 & 5:49 = same person? Way to give yourself a thumbs up, dumbass.

  • 36 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 3:44pm

    Str8 up, that is wronger than two dudes fucking, it was funny though.

  • 39 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 9:35pm

    This is pretty funny, and love anyone that can quote Varsity Blues 9:16....I heart you today!

  • 22 41
    Submitted by xSTR8STUNNERXx on Nov 21, 11 at 4:46pm

    Two words: MY HERO!!!

  • 39 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:50pm

    this is funny to the guys here who don't get any

  • 28 56
    Submitted by 707MendoMan on Sep 16, 10 at 12:48pm

    Buurn! oh man.. undecided of what sorta night that was for you bro...

  • 35 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:13pm

    So maybe her face lights up under a black light, but how do you know it's YOUR ownership??

  • 29 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:10pm

    Hey hey hey u all smell

  • 28 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 9:18pm

    I don't care who you are, that's funny, right there. Morality is not his concern, making a funny was his target, and I'm giving it a 10! A fuckin' 10!

  • 37 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:34pm

    hahaha this is great. and im a chick.

  • 29 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:35pm

    alright, i'll try and put this in a benign way: cumming on a girl is only really fun when she tells me to

  • 41 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:43pm

    if i was a guy i would totally do that

  • 29 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:02pm

    sorry if I waited you could've been

  • 30 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:27pm

    HAH! I'm in the 870 area code too, and I'm thinking the guy I'm presently seeing is the one that sent this.

  • 26 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:10pm

    i'm in the 870 area code, and i'm deathly afraid one of my ex's sent this.