is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
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I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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