sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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