no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
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He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize