I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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