he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
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When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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