What a fucking waste of an outfit
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
So apparently I’m into choking now
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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