Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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