It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
That accounts for only three of the penises
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So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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