I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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