if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I need to align my fucking chakras
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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