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  • Submitted by andstuff on May 30, 12 at 6:17pm

    best. friend. ever.

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    Submitted by nunubeest on May 30, 12 at 2:01pm

    wow way to be a pussy and not just say you gotta go and have a good night...god forbid he thinks something is wrong and *gasp* worries...or you know you stop being a whore and buy your own damn lunch

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    Submitted by SSmackk on May 30, 12 at 6:14pm

    best friends

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    Submitted by jame152 on May 30, 12 at 4:29pm

    2:01- don't hate

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      Submitted by nunubeest on May 30, 12 at 8:11pm

      hey if it worked both ways I wouldn't care but if a guy pulls this he's a monster and its accepted if he gets assaulted by the chick of if she chimpsout and destroys his car/stuff

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        Submitted by wubbazugg on May 30, 12 at 8:34pm

        Amen. Fuck double standards.

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        Submitted by HailCaeser on May 30, 12 at 10:25pm

        Absofuckinglutly I am the Caeser and I approve this message

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        Submitted by anaily92 on May 31, 12 at 2:22am

        only some girls. if I bring a guy home I allow a shower & maybe breakfast/lunch. no need to remember my name, # or email. & sure as hell NOOOOOOOO coming over ever again.

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        Submitted by uchicago on Jun 1, 12 at 12:25am

        If there's a double standard, it's in the guy's favor. If a guy fucks a random and dips, he's a player, if a girl does the same, she's a whore (like you said..lol). And I've never heard of anyone supporting a chick flipping out bc the random she screwed doesn't want to marry her after all. She'd just be a dumb whore, then... yeah, the double standard is not in the girl's favor here.

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    Submitted by BornFromABoomBox on Jun 5, 12 at 4:40pm

    Heh. Girls can be players, just as much as guys can..\n\nHave you ever seen the face of a guy after you just told him, he is just as much of a piece of ass to you as you are him? Priceless. I say you go girl! This is hilarious.

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 1, 12 at 3:52pm

    What happens when the bathroom doesn't have a window?

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    Submitted by heartBurnTurd on Jun 2, 12 at 3:36am

    Santa barbara? An escape nonetheless