It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
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So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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