maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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